PharmDev Innovations

John Sharp's D.I.Y. all-purpose kit

John Sharp's (in memoriam; + Nov 22, 2013) D.I.Y. all-purpose kit for the preparation of a paper/article/talk/report on quality management/assurance (or anything else, really.)

ADDRESS

SYSTEM

REQUIREMENTS

SPECIFY

MANAGEMENT

FUNCTIONS

IDENTITY

PROBLEM

AREAS

ESTABLISH

FUNCTIONAL

PARAMETERS

SETUP

CONTROL

SPECIFICATIONS

DESIGN

FEED-BACK

MECHANISMS

DEFINE

FERSONNEL

FACTORS

ITEMISE

MODULAR

INTERFACES

CONTROL

CRITICAL

ELEMENTS

PRIORITISE

OPERATIONAL

SYSTEMS

OPTIMISE

STRATEGIC

ROUTINES

DETERMINE

PLANNING

OBJECTIVES

CONSTRUCT

OPTIMAL

BOUNDARIES

AUDIT

LOGISTIC

POLICIES

FORMALISE

DESIGN

OPTIONS

RESEARCH

ALTERNATE

STRATEGIES

CLASSIFY

INTEGRAL

MODULES

 

INSTRUCTIONS:

  • Combine any word from column 1 with any one from column 2 and with any one from column 3.
  • Try a number of combinations and select those which sound most impressive.
  • „pad-out" to taste. 
  • For maximum effect when speaking adopt a slight transatlantic accent.
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