Why did the chicken cross the road ?
KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side
PLATO: For the greater good
ARISTOTELE: it is the nature of chickens to cross the road
KARL MARX: It was an historical inevitability
TIMOTHY LEARY: Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take.
SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebelion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
HIPPOCRATES: Because of an excess of phlegm in its pangres
PHARMLINK CONSULTANTS: Deregulation of the chickens's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. PharmLink Consultants, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM). PharmLink helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chicken's people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within Program Management framework. PharmLink Consultants convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chicken consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve implicit goals of delivering and successful architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuumof poultry cross-median processes. The meeting was held in a park-like setting, enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear, and unified market message and aligned with the chicken's mission, vision, and core values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business integration solution. PharmLink Consultants helped the chicken change to become more successful.
frei nach The Knickerbocker, or The New York Monthly, March 1847, p. 283